TechEd 2014

I have been wanting to attend TechEd for several years now, and finally I've attended my first one this year in Houston, Texas. Overall it was a great experience, although I was a little overwhelmed by having so much that I wanted to see and do and not enough time to do it all. I also feel disappointed that there was an emergency back home while I was at TechEd so I had to cut the trip short and miss an entire day of the conference. But, it's not the end of the world. I hope to be able to go back for TechEd 2015 next year.

Here are a few of my thoughts.

TechEd 2014 George R Brown Convention Center

I drove to Houston from Dallas, and arrived here at the George R Brown convention center on about 1 hour of sleep. Luckily I signed up as soon as registration opened, which meant that I was able to book a hotel room in the Hilton right across the street. All I had to do to get back and forth from my room to the convention center was cross the catwalk.


Monday's Keynote

It was extremely crowded. This conference was not for the agoraphobic. In fact, the conference was so congested, and the convention center so poorly designed to handle such a large crowd, it made it difficult to even move around at times. Many of the sessions (especially the Russinovich sessions) filled up 30 minutes before they were scheduled to begin. This was the first year Microsoft consolidated the MMS and TechEd conferences though, which did not help.

The conference center was a gigantic cuboid structure with no thought given to traffic flow, restroom layout, etc.

Endless hallway of TechEd conferences

That being said, the content was still great. Tons of cutting-edge System Center, Powershell Desired State Configuration, Azure stuff, and lots of security talks. (AKA "Trustworthy Computing") Lots, and lots of security talks. I almost lost count of how many times I got to see the presenters try to scare us by showing us Mimikatz to dump lsass.exe private memory, or export "non-exportable" private keys. And all the rockstars were there too; the guys that are essentially celebrities to me because of the awesome stuff they've done while at Microsoft.

Some of the other great content I saw:

  • Virtual Machine Manager Network Virtualization, which neatly solves the overlapping IP address situation in a multi-tenant environment.
  • Freaking Azure Pack which allows you to essentially deploy your very own private Azure inside your own organization.
  • Aaron Margosis trying to convince us to go up to Mark Russinovich and say to him, "Mr. Cogswell, I'm a huge fan of your work..."
  • Jeffrey Snover muttering "god damnit" to himself over and over again under his breath while trying to show us how to change the color of error text in our Powershell console.
  • Getting to pitch my idea to one of the Windows client security guys about LogonUI.exe performing a hash check on utilman.exe before launching it from the Accessibility button.
  • Etc.

Just another shot of the huge crowd
Just another shot of the endless sea of people.

High-tech signs
And an example of the high-tech digital signage.


Me and Ed Wilson
Me and Ed Wilson, AKA Dr. Scripto


Me and Mathias, whom I met on ServerFault, after a night of exploring the Tech Expo, drinking beer, walking, talking about the pathetic state of healthcare in the United States, and eating at the Cheesecake Factory.

Speaking of tech expo, this year it was all about SSDs, flash memory, ridiculous amounts of RAM for all your SQL 2014 In-Memory OLTP processing, and 56 gigabit Infiniband RoCE setups:





I hope to see you again next year, TechEd...

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